It has recently occured to me that

I am probably psychic

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Getting Ahead

Capslock for my CAPSLOCK? NEW PRODUCT FOR SPRING '09!

I AM NOW CURRENTLY AWARE OF WHAT I NEED TO DO TO BECOME FILTHY RICH!

Coming soon to a technology store near you. The patent pending CAPSLOCKCAPSLOCK

Have you ever been in a chat room pwning some newb in IRC, pouring your l337 sauce on their face like an over-the-top cumshot that never ends? Have you ever been RPing as Goku in your favorite queer MUD and your RP buds find it difficult to understand when you have just gone from SSJ1 to SSJ2? Well you utterly lonley internet fiend I've got the solution for you!

INTRODUCING CAPSLOCK FOR YOUR CAPSLOCK! Think of it as a turbo button for kicking ass.

See if you can notice the difference between these two lines of written internet text:
Old Capslock style:
OMG WTF YOU FUCKING HACKER I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOUR LIGHTS OUT!

Now lets take a closer look... this time... TURBO CHARGED!
OMG WTF YOU FUCKING HACKER I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOUR LIGHTS OUT!

See how much more emotion is in there? Not only are you yelling, but then you yell even louder! Your enemies will flee in terror beneath your internet tough guy rage. When some loser rolls on up in front of your grill and says, "lolwtf I GONNA PWN UR BUTT LOL" and you throw right back into his pale motherfucking FACE "I AM GONNA SHIT IN YOUR DICK", the look on his face will be nothing short of the purest shocks.

Issues

Today I'd like to talk about an issue that is important to the bloggers here and Lord Grumblebum's Moon Prison; mind control.

Why are there tensions between Russia and western powers right now? I propose that the reasons discussed in the media aren't the true issues. Why? They aren't the true issues because we have no idea what Vladamir Putin actually wants, and by extension President Medvedev. Putin may just think its funny to bug other countries. Maybe he is just trying to consolidate his position of power to help out himself and his KGB friends in government. In the relatively near future I think a solution to this problem will present itself. Mind reading devices.

If we had the ability to read everyone's mind, we could know everyone's motives. It would work both ways of course. I don't think we can have peaceful relations on this world without a similar type of technology. I think when this new technology is applied to Putin, we'll find out his true motivations. I think he really just wants to post on this blog, and they only way he can figure out how to get our attention is to turn Russia into a police state. So, this next part is to you Mr. Putin, please stop destroying democracy. I extend a full invitation to become a regular writer here at Moon Prison.

Thank you, and goodnight.

Fuck me? No, fuck you

Discovery

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Lovely Rita

She wasn't a meter maid.

Baby mummies are scary as shit

This won't be anyone

ever

THIS BOTTLE OF STEVENS AWAKENS ANCIENT FEELINGS

THE MIGHTY WIZARD KEETORE AND HIS HUMBLE GOBLIN WARRIOR PROTECTOR ROAM THE WOODS IN SEARCH OF MAGIC

THE NEW BOND MOVIES ARE MERELY RETELLINGS OF THE TRUE LIFE OF MY FAVORITE WORLD LEADER VLADIMIR PUTIN

NEARLY TWINS AND BASED COMPLETELY OFF OF PUTIN'S AS OF YET UNRELEASED MEMOIRS EXCEPT THE MOVIES HAVE BEEN TONED DOWN A LITTLE SO THAT THEY CAN RETAIN A CERTAIN SENSE OF REALISM

Not Musta

How to write words. Upside down???

Minotaur (bear?) riding Samurai spotted

Pretty self explanatory


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Original for easy Comparison

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Keaton and his LOVELY daughter!

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What else is there left to say?

Except goodbye.

Don't worry Keaton, you'll find your dream boy soon!!!